Random pictures and confessions from the "other" side of mommyhood.
When you don't get breakfast ready soon enough, your toddler just helps himself to whatever he can find.
My child is the one when singing her favorite song in church hollers out between stanzas "louder" just like she does when it plays in the van.
You are afraid that people driving by will assume this is a not so good part of town just by the state of your window blinds. Yes, we still live in the dark ages (ha!) with mini blinds. Someday we hope to replace them with the amazing wide ones, but until then, scotch tape has become my BFF.
A three inch roach crawled across the kitchen (and got under the stove before I could kill it) one morning and I so terrified my children with my screams, that they set up a barricade of Daddy's shoes and the ironing board and kept watch from high stools. Thankfully, after about 20 minutes of watching, the roach made a beeline for the refrigerator and I was able to stomp it to pieces (of course with many screams accompanying the furious stomping).
Sometimes I'm totally ok to let the kids make a huge mess just to keep them occupied while I clean the bathroom or make an important phone call.
Attempting to make granola with a 1 year old.
I am the mom who...
lets the children play "getting ready" so she can get her make up on and hair done without too much interruption. (Levi was "painting his toenails." Ha.)
brushes her teeth with kids toothpaste and doesn't realize it (or think about it) until she is rinsing her mouth.
makes banana bread for the specific purpose of sharing it with someone and completely forgets to share it until it is completely eaten. oops!
rarely irons. If something is a little wrinkled, I just flick some water on it and toss it in the dryer for a few minutes.
while backing out of a parking spot, hears a little voice saying, "mama, aren't you going to buckle me?"
on Saturday night realizes she hasn't had a shower since Wednesday morning. ugh. (thankfully this hasn't happened too often)
while driving down the road after leaving the house, frantically starts asking if every child is present and accounted for because she can't remember if she put them all in.
realizes she's been singing "I'm a little teapot" to herself for the last 20 minutes while washing the dishes after the children are in bed for the night.
starts talking to the kids about the beautiful blue sky and saying, "look out Lily's side (of the van), there is a fire truck!" only to remember she's out running errands by herself. (obviously a very rare happening around here)
After talking to our new neighbor and laughing with him about the way Lily and Levi were dressed (Lily in a poofy flower girl dress, Levi in a blue/green striped shirt and red plaid shorts, both with their winter mittens on) I was mortified to remember that Lily had "done" my hair this morning and I was still sporting an "up-do" with a large bow and play plastic bright green handled knife stuck in it. Wow. Welcome to the crazyhood!
