Not Me! Monday

I most certainly did not give my hubby a nice big bowl of chicken noodle soup only to have him ask after a couple bites, "babe, did you water this down?" Why in the world would I need to water it down? I would never serve my husband condensed, un-diluted soup! Nope, not me!

On Sunday morning as I was busily getting food cooked for our church dinner, I did not put on a pot of water to boil only to come back 15 minutes later and wonder why in the world it wasn't even starting to bubble! No, I would never be so un-observant as to turn on the wrong range burner and heat up the entire kitchen instead of heating the pot of water!

This one is a Hubby Not Me! (he knows I'm posting it, and he's ok with it). A few weeks ago my dear sweet husband did not wear a pair of I've-almost-lost-enough-weight-to-wear khaki pants (with a messed up zipper, I might add) to teach violin at a school about a block away. Everything was going along fine with said pants until he sat down right before the first class was due to arrive at his classroom. Pop! The entire zipper did not bust completely open and break! My poor hubby did not go tearing down the hallway calling to the class that he'd be back in 5 minutes. Nope, not him! He is much more put-together than that.

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Happy Monday!