Not Me! Monday

On Saturday I did not have so much energy that I...

• went grocery shopping (alone) and did not lug a 20lb bag and a 40lb bag of dog food onto the buggy, around the store, and into my car. No, 8-months-pregnant me would never do that! But I'm sure it'd be a pretty funny sight if I did!
• washed, dried, folded and put away 4 loads of laundry
• finished marking all the hand-me-down baby clothes that have not been piled in my living room for at least 2 months 
• swept the kitchen floor, and since I definitely sweep it everyday (ha!), I did not sweep up 2 dust-pans full of grossness! I'm a way better housewife than that.
• pulled everything out of the hall closet and organized it, including my big stash of diapers and wipes! Nope, I would never have that much energy! 

Also on Saturday, I did not decide on a whim to make pumpkin waffles to add to my after-baby-stash in the freezer. All was going great until I realized that I had forgotten to add the butter...no wonder the waffles were rubbery and not crispy! I never do silly things like forgetting to add ingredients. Nope, not me!

I planned all weekend to make a Banana Pudding for the church fellowship on Sunday night. As I was gathering the ingredients together late Saturday night, I did not frantically search my cabinets for the vanilla wafers and realize that Pregnancy Brain struck once again! Nope, not me! Instead of running out to 24-hour Walmart to buy some, I did not substitute stale graham crackers. Haha, that's a great idea, but I would never do it...especially for a church fellowship!

My dear sweet husband has not been so busy the last few weeks that he hasn't had time for a haircut. No no no, he is always clean cut and non-hippy looking.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that we would never ever put ponytails or water spouts in his hair. No, we just don't do that kind of thing!

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Happy Monday, Ya'll!