Not Me! Monday

Just a few incidents (or rather accidents) that have not happened to me lately:

I did not buy 2 packages of almond bark, completely thinking that they were white candy coating, only to get home and realize that they were both chocolate flavored and colored almond bark! Nope, not me! I always pay attention to what I pick up at the grocery store. ha!

When feeding these darling little puppies each morning, they are not so feisty that we have to bring one inside to eat and feed the other one outside so they don't fight over the food. No, we have very well behaved puppies!
Oh, and the other day, the inside-eating puppy did not get so excited about eating that he was jumping around (instead of eating) and his tail most certainly did not slap against his bowl and send little round balls of puppy food all over my entire kitchen, into the living room, and under the washer and dryer. No, no, no, that would never happen at our house!

As I was planning what to have for dinner one afternoon last week, I realized that we were out of shredded cheddar cheese to sprinkle on our chili. So I stuck a block of cheddar in the freezer to harden a little so it would be easier to grate (that really works, btw!).
Well, the time rolls around for me to get supper on the table, but oh no! where in the world did the cheese go??!!! I definitely did not search the refrigerator 3 times and the garbage can twice for the block of cheese before I found it sitting nicely in the freezer right where I'd put it several hours earlier. Absolutely not! I would never ever be so forgetful! And I would also never post such an embarrassing happening on facebook or my blog. Nope, not me!

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Hope ya'll have a great day!!