- A couple weeks ago I did not get to the checkout at the grocery store with a full buggy of groceries only to find that had I left my wallet on the table at home. I did not then have to drive all the way home and back to pay for and pick up my groceries. I SO do not have a bad case of pregnant brain!
- I was not driving home from my sister's, talking on the phone, and speeding along a 6-lane highway at 60(ish)mph in a 45mph zone when I most certainly did not look in my rear view mirror and see a cop flying towards me (in the same lane as me) with his lights flashing. I did not continue driving a little ways to my street and get into the left turn lane instead of pulling off on the side of the road. How awful would that have been?! Only a rebel would have done that, not the girl who's going to be a MOM in a few months! Nope, Not Me! The Po-po (as we so affectionately call them) did not slow down and turn off his lights when he got up behind me and then continue driving past (as I turned off) at a normal speed, that would have been way too generous of guys like that.
- On Wednesday night at 11 pm when we could supposedly see a meteor shower, my dear husband did not go out the back door in the dark and in his sock-feet, no less, and step smack dab into the dog's full water bowl! No, he would never be so klutzy to do something like that! I most definitely DID NOT cackle uncontrollably at him for an hour that night or for the next 3+ days (whenever the mental picture came to my mind)! A sweet wife like me would never ever do such a thing!
- Yesterday after making Sausage Spinach appetizers to take to a church fellowship, I was not horrified to look on all the crescent roll tubes and see that they had expired in APRIL! I most certainly did not proceed to take the appetizers to the fellowship, bake them, and watch everyone enjoy them (and say that they were soo good) all the while knowing that the crescent rolls were 4 months past the expiration date! Nope, not me!
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What a pain to have to go all the way home to get your wallet! Just wait until you have the baby and the mommy brain kicks in! Too funny about the cresent rolls...at least they turned out good and everybody liked them!
ReplyDeleteLOL, that is too funny about the crescent rolls! I've forgotten my debit card at home a few times recently and had to put stuff back and I'm not pregnant!
ReplyDeleteWe tried to see the meteor shower too, it was actually my hubby's b-day, but it was super cloudy!
I must say I'm relieved that it was ONLY dog water your DH stepped in!
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